It seems when I page down with my right thumb, it causes my eyelid to go into a spasm. Fortunately, I have eaten about 10 eggs in about 40 hours.

Eggs, as we know, contain everything necessary to nurture a chicken to birthability from nothing. The egg came first. It is essentially the chicken's creator -- God in a shell. A wise congregation would pray to the egg.

Of course, I need more than one egg to regenerate as I am larger than a chicken. But I still have at least 2 left. So, when my body asks itself for the basic stuff of life in order to reknit my eyelid into a tear-shrouding model of "just born" stability. everything it needs will be as available as Yoo-Hoo in a well-stocked motel fridge.

I guess, in theory, by eating enough eggs, you could regrow a limb.

Or a wing.

I only hope I haven't eaten too many. I don't want to wake up covered with feathers.

That could only be bad as I sleep with a synthetic pillow.